Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
Bulldozer
One's a Fedex, the other's an ex-Fed.
So this farmer is going door-to-door selling peaches. His luck hasn’t held up and he’s feeling a little down as he knocks on the door of a beautiful Victorian home. A gorgeous young woman answers, wearing nothing but a thin teddy. She asks the farmer “what may I help you with, fine sir?” The farmer takes a big gulp and says “Ma’am, I’m selling my peaches. Locally grown and organic, from my own family orchard.” “Well, sir, are they as peachy as this?” as she slides her teddy to one side, revealing a magnificent breast. GULP, and a single tear slides down his cheek. “Yes, Ma’am, they are wonderful.” She slides her teddy fully off of her shoulders, revealing her entire chest and asks, “are they as sweet and plump as this?” Tears begin rolling down his cheeks as he replies, “Oh Yes, Yes they are!!” As her lingerie hits the floor, she asks, “and are they fuzzy and juicy as this?” Bawling, tears rolling, teeth chattering, he cries out “YES, Oh God yes!! They are MAGNIFICENT!!” The young woman grabs her meager bit of clothing to cover herself, screaming at the farmer, “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT??” The poor farmer, reduced to sobs and sniffles, looks up from his tortured demeanor, and tells her, “The spring storms took my barn, the floods took my crops! The drought of summer dried up my wells and took my animals!! And pneumonia stole my wife…”. As she begins to say how sorry she is, he continues to”AND NOW…I’m going to get fucked out of my peaches!!”
They're all so tight-lipped about it.
Depends.
Fed-y Wap
I got 99 problems, but the beach ain't one of them
Russia has less school shootings and more trade partners.
The onions are acidic, but you shouldn't use them in a battery.
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